At Least Jokes

So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.