At least jokes

Kim Jong Il: Knock knock

Political Prisoner: Who's there?

Kim Jong Il: Boo

Political Prisoner: Boo who?

Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.