Asshole jokes
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Memes
When gay guys realize women have assholes to:
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Your mom's asshole.
Memes
Community
WHY do people still care so much about being mods on here? NOBODY USES THE SITE! THERE'S NOTHING TO MODERATE! AND ALSO, NOBODY CARES 😭
It's not a status symbol to be in a slightly higher state of power on a niche website in the dark corners of the internet's asshole with 5, maybe 6 active users--MOST OF WHOM ARE MODERATORS, THEREFORE NULLIFYING ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERIORITY AMONGST THEMSELVES!!!
To anyone reading this, take it from an ex mod: you're wasting your time in both your endeavors to become mods, and on this website in general.
Guys, I think its time to accept this site is dead. It brings me great sadness to say, but it is the objective truth. Lets begin with the obvious: the lost. Wade, Perc, SaH, Wilkson, they are all gone. Some of our best users have not been on in months.
Second is the lack of trolls, I know its odd to say but I miss the days when you could get on an anon and bully people, or troll. I also miss the hate directed at cer… Read more
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more