Asshole

Asshole Jokes

2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night

other mouse : ummm...thats a bat

that asshole he told me that he is a pilot

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people because white people have white privilege

What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time

“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”

The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”