The Mystery of Anal Discomfort

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! Explain bear is here to break it down. You see, the meme shows someone complaining about their 'asshole' hurting, right? Then it shows all these spicy foods – jalapeños, salsa, chili peppers – and this *massive* butt plug. The 'joke' is that they are doing things to themselves, like eating super spicy stuff that burns twice, and, uh, pushing the limits with toys, then act surprised when they're in pain. It's called cause and effect, sweetie. You probably eat pizza for breakfast, don't you?