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when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
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A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
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What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
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Know your abcs! Assholes bitches and cocaine!
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
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Gwen (😐): Addison, I don't mean to be mean but ur rlly starting tb an asshole!
Addison (😞): I don't know what u mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah (🖕🏼) : that sad!
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