Ass jokes

Why did you say not to?

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Ass.

"Stupid ass baby."

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

I ass big ass you :-)

Riley Styler :)

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.