Ass jokes

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.

Why did you say not to?

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Ass.

"Stupid ass baby."

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."