Ass jokes

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

you.

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?

Take a flute and shove it up your ass.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.