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My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone but i passed him a calculator, he couldn't tell the difference.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick

I used to be an adventurer like you then i took a dick in the ass.

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stupid ass baby

Um honey I'm glad your done but um WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I"M PRETTY SURE FACES DON"T BEND THAT WAY!!

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.

My brother has a fucking was and I wake up to him twerking

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

Your mom a so stupid she thought eating ass was cannibalism

I ass big ass you :-)

Riley Styler :)

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

your walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18 you call the manager to have them removed but no one came down. later that night you see the 2 18 year olds 1 was a girl and the other was a boy so you call the manager down no one came again. you confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. you are nocked out on the floor. when you wake up there is a hard feeling in your a** you turn ur head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap on in ur a** going fool on hard.