The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help
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The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
whats the difference between batman and robin
Batman can go to the store without robbin
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
suck my ass guys
Please help me...I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer .-.
You blow a kiss up your eyes your eyes where bright up your ass.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What do you call a nasty ass boy
SAM CAITHNESS
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble
There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
One day I put a lady taffy. On my ass
i eat ass
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
