Asked jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.