Asked jokes

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."