Asked jokes

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Just ask your dad.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?

He was paid peanuts.