Asked jokes

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?

He was paid peanuts.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.