Asked jokes

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?

He was paid peanuts.

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!