Asked jokes

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

Just ask your dad.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."