The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
what did ahsan do meow meow
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-
How do you disrespect an Asian
Give them driving lessons
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Asian Grading scale A- Average B- Half Average C- Stupid idiot D- FAILURE! CANT EVEN DO CALCULUS! F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Q; What do you call an rich aisan A: dr
How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
ching chong kading dong.
( my best words ever used ) .
A asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son he instantly picks the cooker and says "HE GOT A B+ IN MATHS LAST WEEK HES A FAILURE"
What do you call a white men that’s blind Asian eyes
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
