Asian jokes
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
We can only see 90 degrees.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.