Asian jokes
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
We can only see 90 degrees.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.