What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
we can only see 90*
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
what did ahsan do meow meow
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them.
