Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
what does asian people eat?
rice
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
