Asian jokes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.