Asian jokes
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"