Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
what does asian people eat?
rice
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
what do you call an Asian a blind man a very bad driver.