Asian jokes
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.