What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What do u call Black person having a seizure
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
