If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
What do u call Black person having a seizure
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
