What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Robert Ryall
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call an asian? A-chan.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
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We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
