What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese? Some smile, others beam
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
