Arrest Jokes

your hairline is so back when the police saw it they had to arrest you

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?

(They Get set Free)

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My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"

there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him "sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. the man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." the cop said, "sir, what did you use." and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives." after that, the cop said, "sir, im going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" the screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!

Why dosnt the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted

Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third

A man enters the bank and says, 'hi I'm robin, you'? The man was arrested instantly.

jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik

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the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.

He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly