Suspect

Suspect Jokes

Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.

how did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

he was the only one in the village who believed the victim

one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค‘๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

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if red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

black killd red black is the win lol

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: โ€œWell, I hope you like changing diapers!โ€ She replies: โ€œOh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?โ€ To which he responds: โ€œNo, youโ€™ve got bowel cancer.โ€

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group

I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.