Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
Why can’t a orphan get arrested
Because there not wanted
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
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I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
