My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
your hairline is so back when the police saw it they had to arrest you
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
Why dosnt the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
A man enters the bank and says, 'hi I'm robin, you'? The man was arrested instantly.
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
A police officer said to a belly button you're under abreast
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful. And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him. And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny. Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
