Arrest Jokes

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"

Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering

what does the policeman say to the Jumper?

"hey!Pullover"

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."

"Wait! I can explain everything."

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!

What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

So i told the officer

I cant even walk when Im sober

what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

freeze

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©