Arrest Jokes

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Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!

what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

freeze

So i told the officer

I cant even walk when Im sober

What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©

how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.