Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
BAHAHAHAHAH
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.