Ares jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What are you on? YouTube.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
You're a bish, and you are too!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.