Ares jokes
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.