Ares jokes
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Memes
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!