Ares jokes

Baby

    • How are babies and watermelons similar?

    They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

    Ares memes

    Poker

    • I aced my poker test...

    My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

    A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

    Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

    Superman

    • Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

    Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

    Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

    Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

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    • Skyrim

    • Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

    If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

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    • Welfare

    • Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

    Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

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    • Insult

    • You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

    You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

    You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

    You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

    You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

    You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

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    • Girl

    • I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

    I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

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    • Mum

    • Dog toys are getting out of control.

    My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

    Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

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