Ares jokes
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Tell who we are.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.