Ares jokes
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.