Ares jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Memes
true though
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.