Ares jokes
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
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I'm sorry.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.