Ares jokes
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Tell who we are.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”