Ares jokes
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Memes
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.