Ares jokes
Beatles
Are cool.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.