Ares jokes

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Borders are fat.

Why are butts salty?

Because there buttered!

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

Why do vampires drink blood?

Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.