Ares jokes

Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Like if you are emo.

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.