Ares jokes
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Boy, you gay?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.