Ares jokes
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"