Ares jokes

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Girls are whores.

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

What song does an orphan hate?

"We Are Family."

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.