Ares jokes
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Crit especially if you are a rouge
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"