Ares jokes

Orphan

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I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Orphan

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Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

Momma

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Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Neighbor

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Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

War

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What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Orphan

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Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Friend

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Muslim

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A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"