Ares jokes

If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.

The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.

The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."

One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.

Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."

"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Are you chicken me????!!!!

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Why are you sad?

I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

How are rape and an airplane similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.