Ares jokes

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Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!