Ares jokes
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Memes
When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"