Ares jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.