Ares jokes
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.