Ares jokes
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.