Ares jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.