Ares jokes

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Jokes are rather funny.

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.