Ares jokes

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Are you serious right now, bro?

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.