Ares jokes
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
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Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.