Ares jokes
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".