Ares jokes
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Do you know why I hate pedophiles? They are fucking immature kids!
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"