Ares jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.