Ares jokes
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?