Ares jokes
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.