Ares jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Rangers are a joke.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.