Ares jokes
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Hi, how are you?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.