Ares jokes

Age is just a number.

Police are just people.

Jail is just a room.

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"

The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.

The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.

The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

Who are the fastest readers in history?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."