Ares jokes
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"