Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.