Ares jokes

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?

Babies are healthier.

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.

Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*

Friend: Are you okay?

Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.