Ares jokes

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?

Babies are healthier.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.