Ares jokes

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

What are an orphan's least favorite shows?

"Full House" and "Fuller House."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Orphans are lonely.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.