Ares jokes
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?