Ares jokes

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

What are an orphan's least favorite shows?

"Full House" and "Fuller House."

Satan and the devil are alter egos.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!