Ares jokes

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!