Ares jokes
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Memes
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"