Ares jokes

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Satan and the devil are alter egos.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Orphans are lonely.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.