Ares jokes

How are gay people like mice?

They both hate pussies.

Why are women’s feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Orphans are lonely.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?