Ares jokes
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.