Ares jokes
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Orphans are lonely.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."