Ares jokes
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they canβt pop PERKIES
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
You, I didnβt see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared π±π±π±π± and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny π. The end or is it bye-bye?
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.
My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:
Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.
Are in the next post.
Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. π