Ares jokes
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.