Ares jokes

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!