Ares jokes

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

You are all going to be pun-ished!

Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.