Ares jokes
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.