Ares jokes
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!