Outlook jokes
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Memes
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Memes
Community
Already fucked up 2026. 2027 my year fr
Good evening WJE... I've got a feeling there's gonna be lots of misanthropy. Matt in the sky has a frown on his face. And he's waving a goodbye to the American race....
Oh boy it's sad to see... what's become of WJE..........
GOOD EVENING WJE!
"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go Nothing is impossible There is nothing impossible to they who will try The bad news is time flies Life has got all those twists and turns Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.